Rolled Pig

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 05/24/2018 at 13:53 • Filed to: shitpost

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I hope this is real.

jimz > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/24/2018 at 13:59

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it’s obviously a roll of fiberglass insulation.

LOREM IPSUM > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/24/2018 at 14:04

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Tekamul > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/24/2018 at 14:05

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What else are you to do when you’ve got 100 pigs and a steam roller, and your Netflix queue is empty?

Nom De Plume > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/24/2018 at 14:06

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Things went the way of very unsanctioned third world practices when the Pink Panther was discovered to be an endangered species. Observe.

HammerheadFistpunch > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/24/2018 at 14:07

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first they bone me

Then they roll me

woo woo

Ash78, voting early and often > jimz 05/24/2018 at 14:14

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R2 rating, but delicious!

Aremmes > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/24/2018 at 14:14

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Minimum vermin

But why can’t they have a “maximum vermin” version? It’d readily spice things up a notch.

user314 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/24/2018 at 14:15

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Yeah, those bullet points on the left make me think this is fake.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > HammerheadFistpunch 05/24/2018 at 14:15

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Must have been founded by some American relatives of David Cameron.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/24/2018 at 14:16

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What costs less than dirt, is digestible by most humans and can feed a wing of students for days on end?

Dickmans!

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/24/2018 at 14:17

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Oh, this is good. Whoever thought this up deserves our thanks.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/24/2018 at 14:19

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Dickman’s

fintail > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/24/2018 at 14:23

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Somehow the fonts and some of the verbiage make me very skeptical, but amusing no less.

user314 > Aremmes 05/24/2018 at 14:49

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Hormel beat them to it.

Aremmes > user314 05/24/2018 at 14:53

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Now I need to get a can or two and make myself some spam musubi.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/24/2018 at 15:21

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Minimum vermin???

I’m totally in...

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/24/2018 at 16:06

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I would just like to say that I LOVE Spam.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 05/24/2018 at 16:28

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